tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25331749.post4457892897918545037..comments2023-10-31T04:10:46.670-05:00Comments on IT CAME FROM ALLEN'S BRAIN!: Aha! I knew it!Allen's Brainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15017088126061040113noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25331749.post-11576622262354422192007-08-31T10:22:00.000-05:002007-08-31T10:22:00.000-05:00Frogster,Moo River,Wider than a byre,My stantion w...Frogster,<BR/><BR/>Moo River,<BR/>Wider than a byre,<BR/>My stantion will be pyre,<BR/>Someday...<BR/><BR/>Actually, both bison <I>and</I> cows have hooves. Moose and elk that have antlers. Or is it lodges that they have?<BR/><BR/>Technically, cows have <I>calves</I>.Allen's Brainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15017088126061040113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25331749.post-43160433449284947402007-08-31T03:20:00.000-05:002007-08-31T03:20:00.000-05:00Allen, I think you're thinking of the Mercer tune ...Allen, I think you're thinking of the Mercer tune "Moo River." And it's bison that have hooves. Cows have bells.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25331749.post-2962082670346412192007-08-30T10:07:00.000-05:002007-08-30T10:07:00.000-05:00Gregory, my philospohy is: Make 'em run for their ...Gregory, my philospohy is: Make 'em run for their dictionaries. Nice response!<BR/><BR/>Seraphine, Johnny Mercer originally wrote, "I'm an Old Cow Udder from the Rio Grande," but that didn't rhyme, right?<BR/><BR/>Hmsnow, Sadly, some of them are all thumbs. To the hapless bovines longing for opposable digits, I give them 2 and 7, which have never liked each other and will bicker all day long.<BR/><BR/>Boy, do I need to get out more!Allen's Brainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15017088126061040113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25331749.post-61462171533397854442007-08-29T13:40:00.000-05:002007-08-29T13:40:00.000-05:00But doesn't it make sense, since all cattle have o...But doesn't it make sense, since all cattle have only hooves, that some enterprising bovine might want the use of opposable digits? Sometimes even a quadruped just needs a hand.hmsnow.novelisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03750644230231588100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25331749.post-91535642941101468122007-08-29T11:19:00.000-05:002007-08-29T11:19:00.000-05:00You are thinking of bulls. Bulls have hooves. Cows...You are thinking of bulls. <BR/>Bulls have hooves. <BR/>Cows have udders.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25331749.post-24866867943079824822007-08-28T16:07:00.000-05:002007-08-28T16:07:00.000-05:00They say that immolation is the sincerest form of....They say that immolation is the sincerest form of...flamery?<BR/><BR/>I kind of pulled that one out of nowhere.M. Gregoryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02515440025336032721noreply@blogger.com