If there was a Christian version of FaceBook:

-Would there be “friend” requests, since everyone is automatically granted “neighbor” status?

-Perhaps there would be “brother/sister” or “orthodox” requests.

-“Unfriend” would be “Disfellowship” or “Excommunicate.” It would come with a note that says, “Don’t worry! Jesus told us to love and pray for our enemies, too!”

-Instead of “like/dislike,” we could have “Amen!/Heresy!”

-Instead of games like Farmville, we’d probably have Mission Field, or ChurchPlant.

-Oh, and we’d probably call it “FaithBook.”
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