Friday, March 14, 2008

Meet New Church Members, Bob & Rita


They keep insisting that they have invited Jesus into their CPU.

They talk excitedly about sharing God's plan for salvage by grates.

They have peculiarly strong objections to baptism.

They often refer to Scripture as "the instruction manual."

They typically call prayer "Tech Support."
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