A discussion then arose about how to kill a Twilight vampire, since, according to an online faq:
Twilight vampires are not allergic to garlic or silver, their reflections can be seen in a mirror, and they show up in pictures. They don't sleep, and their bodies are pale, cold and hard. They don't age or change at all.
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They can't get killed with a stake through the heart or by exposure to the sun. They can actually go out in the sun, but their skin shines like it was made of crystals; consequently, they don't go out into direct sunlight, as it would mark them as different.
They can't get killed with a stake through the heart or by exposure to the sun. They can actually go out in the sun, but their skin shines like it was made of crystals; consequently, they don't go out into direct sunlight, as it would mark them as different.
So then, how do you kill a Twilight vampire? I suggested:
-Cheering him up?
-Skewer him with flowers?
-Thrust a rainbow-colored unicorn horn through his heart?
And finally, it wouldn't kill one, but consider whipping out a CareBear instead of a crucifix. "Back, Thou foul and mopey demon!"
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No. You're right. I've never read the books or seen the movies. Please contain your horror at my ignorant retort.


