Saturday, May 10, 2008

Weak coffee is STILL like weak doctrine.

As St Garfield reminds us in this poignant homily, weak coffee is like weak doctrine, in that it skews your entire world view!

Jesus said, "I am the tree and you are the coffee beans. Abide in me, and you'll be tasty and highly caffeinated. Apart from me you can wake no one."

Other reasons it's like weak doctrine here.


The Ironic Catholic said...

So we're going to get toasted, ground up, and drunk?

I can live with that.

Allen's Brain said...

Don't forget the baptism of very hot water! Toasted, ground up, sloshed (through with scalding water), and drunk.

"These men are not drunk as you suppose, seeing as it is but the third hour of the day..."