Another fragment of Melvin Gospel translated

And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man blind from birth.

His disciples asked him, "Rabbit (for this was a private joke among them), who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?"

Jesus replied, "The real question is, Who can he sue?"

And his disciples all laughed, except for Thaddeus, who was at that time in the midst of a copyright-infringement lawsuit over his "Christa-Cola" soft drink.

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"Instead," said Jesus, "the problem is that he is blind from birth. Had he not been born, he would not be blind."

Then the blind man asked him, "How can a man become unborn when he is old? Can he enter a second time into his mother's womb?"

Just then, Nicodemus entered, shouting, "Hey! Stop! That's my line! You can't say that! I'll sue!"