Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Why I'm NOT the ideal minister

It was a cute idea locating the "strength of Samson" in the follicular region.

I have the wisdom of Samson, the agility of Job (more like Eutychus, but anyway...), and the endurance of Zacchaeus. I have the courage of Solomon (would you believe Gideon?) and the patience of David (Saul is more like it.)  Luke and Moses are toss-ups, since both had strength and skill. I should add the personality/social skills of Samson or Paul, the eloquence of Zacharias (for that 9 month stretch,) and the humility of Nebuchadnezzar.

Pity the Cornlanders, dear readers, and pray for them!


PaperSmyth said...

"...the eloquence of Zacharias (for that 9 month stretch)..."

Well, we do know he could write, so it couldn't be all bad. :)

Allen's Brain said...

If only I could deliver my sermons by holding up a slate with my sermon on it!