Trick-Or-Treat House Hints

I know it's a while before the 31st, but if you plan on giving out treats that night/weekend, here is some valuable advice:

-To avoid being eaten by werewolves and other ghoulies, be sure to give out lots of caramel! Then, they can open their mouths to bite! Caramel: It's a treat that's also a clever trick.

-Don't give out broccoli, eggs, or rolls of toilet paper as treats. More importantly, don't give out all three!

-Always check for shoes sticking out from under the ghost sheets. Here's the rule of thumb to remember: No feet; No treat!

-Finally, no matter how loudly or musically they may chant it, DO NOT SMELL THEIR FEET!