Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Bad Easter Jokes Emitted By Allen's Brain

Who's Jewish and hides colored egg?

The Easter Rabbi!

Why couldn't the easter bunny sleep?

He was too egg-cited!

What's Jesus' favorite Easter song from "Annie"?

"The Son'll come out, tomb-orrow!"

What do you call angry rabbits?

Hot, Cross Bunnies!

What stretches and shrinks and stretches and shrinks on Easter?

The Easter Bungee!

What's the easter bunny's real name?

Mr Hide!

How does a rabbit see things a long way off?


What did the boy bunny say when he bumped into the girl bunny?


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