Mother's Day Card Fail

So, you want to get Mom a religious card for Mother's Day? Something with a relevant text from from the Bible? How about these lines about a mother mentioned in the Bible?

   "The wings of the ostrich flap joyfully, but they cannot compare with the pinions and feathers of the stork.She lays her eggs on the ground and lets them warm in the sand, unmindful that a foot may crush them, that some wild animal may trample them. She treats her young harshly, as if they were not hers; she cares not that her labor was in vain, for God did not endow her with wisdom or give her a share of good sense. When she lifts herself on high, She laughs at the horse and his rider."     - Job 39:13-18

Mom: She's not very bright. She's a neglectful mother. But, BOY is she fast!

I doubt we'll see this one on a card any time soon.