Monster-ous Blues Band, VIII

And finally, Vlad's verse

I’m a real vampire; I go
hunting every night.
I am not the kind that gets
sparkly in daylight!
Team Edward fans, you’d
better run in fright!

If you drink my blood, I’ll grant
you eternal life,
And if I think you’re cute, you can
be my vampire wife.
Just don’t serve me up a “stake”
with a silver knife!

It’s tough to be a monster!
Yeah, it’s hard in every land!
So I got my fiends together.
We are the Monster-ous Blues Band!

Monster-ous Blues, VII

Frankie's verse

You don't like my looks, and
you sure don't want a kiss?
You can blame the doc, Frankenstein
made me like this!
You can call me Frank, but my
wife just calls me "Hiss!"

Well, I'm kinda' shy; giant
crowds are just the pits!
And mobs, pitchforks, and
torches give me fits!
When these blues are done, can
we do "Puttin' On The Ritz"?

Oh, it's tough to be a monster!
Electric bill's a hundred grand!
So I got my fiends together,
We are the Monster-ous Blues Band!

The Monster-ous Blues Band, VI

Larry’s verse


I’m a decent guy when the
sun is shining bright,
But I become a wolf when the
moon is full at night!
Don’t be fooled: My bark is
NOT worse than my bite!

Got a silver bullet or a
silver wolf’s head cane?
When you bury me, pack my
coffin with wolfsbane!
And do not disturb, or I’ll
be on the hunt again.

Ooow-OOOOOO!

Oh, it’s tough to be a monster!
Say, let me see your hand.
So I got my fiends together.
We are the Monster-ous Blues Band!



Larry loves fellow pianists, Ray Charles & Elton John

The Monster-ous Blues Band, V

Kong's verse

My name is Kong,
I am king of all I see!
I’m a 50 foot ape,
so don’t mess around with me!
Gonna’ see the Big Apple,
though bananas are more for me.

In the Empire State,
my fame surely increased!
I grabbed the blonde, climbed a building,
looking for our wedding feast.
It was prob’ly the fall, but they said,
“Beauty killed the Beast.”

Oh it’s tough to be a monster.
Man! Those New York traffic jams!
So I got my fiends together,
We are the Monster-ous Blues Band!

Sorry! We don't have any sunglasses your size!

Monster-ous Blues Band, IV

Prof Griffin's verse

I'm Professor Griffin,
disappearing is my game.
But my formula's ingredients
have made me quite insane.
So I'll kill a few people, and then
maybe wreck a train.

Well you may find my actions
indefensible.
But I'm not worried, because
I'm invincible.
Ouch! Someone shot me; I'm no
longer invisible!

Oh, it's tough to be a monster,
And stupid people foil your plans!
So I got my fiends together.
We are the Monster-ous Blues Band!

Griffin plays an invisible instrument & won't tell us what it is!

Monsterous Blues Band, III

The Gill-Man's verse

I don't really have a name;
maybe that explains my rage.
Or I'm emotionally-stunted 'cause
I'm from the Devonian Age.
But I tell you, you'll be sorry
if you put me in a cage!

I got gills and scales, so
you think we're not the same.
But I am a romantic, and
I really love each dame!
I want to take 'em "black" to the
"lagoon" from which I came!

Oh, it's tough to be a monster,
When you have webbed claws for hands,
So I got my fiends together,
We are the Monster-ous Blues Band!

Gill-Man on bongos!

The Monster-ous Blues Band, II

The Mummy’s Verse

Mm-Mph-Muh-Mph-Mff!

(Then, after he loosens the bandage over his mouth:)

Kharis is my name,
I’m not Imhotep, you see.
I’m wrapped up and pickled,
and survive on tanna leaf tea.
Between the priest and archaeologists,
there’s just no rest for me!

My right arm is crippled, but
my left one is intact.
And I have poor depth perception,
because my right eye I lack!
But I would feel complete
if I had my Ananka back!

Oh it’s tough to be a monster!
Shufflin' 'cross the desert sand.
So I got my fiends together.
We are the Monster-ous Blues Band!

The Monster-ous Blues Band

Erik's Verse

Well, my name is Erik,

and I'm in love with Christine,

So I took her to the cellar;
tried to teach her how to sing,
But I had to wear a mask,

'cause may face would make her scream!

Oh, the opera proprietors
won't do as they are told!
They refused to put Christine
in the opera's leading role!
So I dropped the chandelier on them

to soothe my tortured soul!

Oh it's tough to be a monster!

No one can understand!
So I got my friends together.
We are the Monster-ous Blues Band!