Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Silly answer of the day

Question: How come nobody has ever reported seeing a fat alien?

Silly Answer from Allen's Brain:
You mean like overweight people from other countries?
Because the fat aliens are very bad-tempered, and kill anyone who sees them!

Actually, the sad truth is that visitors from other worlds have even worse body-image issues than your average teenage girl. Gain a few kilos, and suddenly you're "fat," "lazy," and "ugly"! It's hard enough dealing with that sort of mockery from your peers--why put up with that from other species?
So, they developed Personal Holographic Image Projectors, or PHIPs, that enwrap them in an illusion that they think we will impress us.

Come to think of it, I know a lot of earth people like that!

Do you have a question--Silly or profound, serious or frivolous--that you would like a silly answer to? Send 'em my way, and I'll provide a silly answer!

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