Monday, April 23, 2007

Coming to a theater near you?

Actor Jim Carrey has plans to try and recapture some of the fire and ethical teaching posed in his film "Liar, Liar" by--what else?--producing sequels!

A few proposed titles:

"Looter, Looter": A young girl makes a special birthday wish that for just one day, her father can't commit any acts of theft. Wait 'til you see the scene when he tries out an amateur stand-up comic act, and can't use the jokes that he's stolen from other comedians!

"Luster, Luster": Same plot, but with a womanizing businessman. Jim Carrey. Pole-dancing. 'Nuff said.

"Lazy, Lazy": This time the tables are turned, and desperate parents seek out a higher power to curb their child's slothfulness. Never have bedrooms been so tidy! Never has homework been completed so promptly! Never will anyone see this movie! Direct-to-video, almost certainly.

"Lye-er, Lye-er": a murderous sociopath with a very specific M.O. suddenly finds he can't commit any more murders.
An obsessive, compulsive learns to be content with a lower standard of clean.

If any of these see the light of day, you'll read about it at!

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