Friday, May 18, 2007

Always keep your mower blades sharpened!

Something tugged at Glenda's ankle. She watched in horror as the green vine-like tentacle encircled her leg, mounting loop upon pulsating loop about her calf! Had she been able, she would've screamed, but terror had seized her throat--or maybe it was another tentacle!

Purplish spots swam before her eyes as she heard an unearthly chittering like a thousand cicadas. Then, with a swish, she disappeared from the sidewalk into the innocent-looking shrubbery! “I’ll have the gardener’s job for this!” she thought, just before slipping into unconsciousness.

--From Chia II: Landscaper’s Revenge!

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