Professor Winslow whistled low under his breath.
“It’s astonishing! Simply astonishing!” he whispered. “It has all the proper attributes to become the most dangerous carnivore in all of nature!”
“Thank goodness we killed it!” Pensey grinned.
“Evolution has an odd sense of humor sometimes. ‘And so time and chance make meals of us all,’ eh, Dr Winslow?”
“No! Look! Serrated edges on these fangs! This isn't the lucky dice-roll of evolution, Pensey! This creature has been manufactured!”
It was then that Park Ranger Edward “Biff” Jerky strolled up.
“Haven’t you college fellas ever seen a chain saw before?”
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