Religious Differences?

And so began the struggle that would lead to the rise of the Pulletagian heresy, and cause the rift between the Clucklics and the Poultrestants!

Because this is the only question that matters! Can the Jesus of my belief system--gentle and humble in heart, with love for his enemies--beat the Jesus that you claim--the cleanser of the temple and angry condemner of Pharisees and hypocrites?

Well, that, and the question of which side gets Foghorn Leghorn as their Chief Inquisitor.