WARNING!
The following news story is a little PG-13. And a little creepy.
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Church urges hanky panky among members
Mon Feb 18, 11:04 PM ETA southwest Florida church issued a challenge for its married members: Hanky panky every day. Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth issued the 30-day sex challenge to take on high divorce rates.
"And that's no different for people who attend church," Wirth said Sunday. "Sometimes life gets in the way. Our jobs get in the way."
The challenge doesn't extend to unwed congregants, however.
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Not sure that this will really effectively combat divorce rates. Not to mention breaking certain Levitical codes about bedroom contact, like Lev 20:18.
1 comment:
I wonder if this will bring in more members than just putting in a Starbucks?
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