Marry your sister! Genesis 20:11-12
It's okay to sleep with your wife's servant girl Genesis 16:2-3 until she becomes annoying. Then, out she goes! Genesis 21:9-14
Deceiving your father is okay if the stakes are high enough. Genesis 27:1-29; 31:26-35
If you get tired of your kid brother, throw him in a pit, and then sell him to slave traders! Genesis 37:12ff
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Family life lessons I've learned from the Bible
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Genesis 19 - No good husband material available to keep the family line going? No problem, just get your father drunk and get pregnant by him.
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