Tuesday, June 24, 2008

God is at it again!

God accused of selling cocaine near Tampa church

5 comments:

HMSnow said...

Apparently, even in the selling of narcotics, it's all about location, location, location-- could he have picked a worse spot? 1000 feet from a church, a school, a convent, a nursing home, a daycare, a Girl Scout convention, several au pairs pushing strollers in the park, and the local police station on a slow crime day... in real estate terms, it's like the hypotenuse of the Bermuda Triangle.

Maybe he thought calling himself 'God' and standing next to a church counts as blending in?

Allen's Brain said...

"hypotenuse of the Bermuda Triangle." Nice!

The Ironic Catholic said...

An excuse more powerful than the devil made me do it....

Allen's Brain said...

Unrelated to your sharp, funny post, I received your comment in my email with relief. Blogger hasn't been emailing me the new comments lately. Yours was the first in some time.

Les DuLunch said...

Proof that most churches, schools, and public housing don't want to be within 1,000 feet of God?