Apparently, even in the selling of narcotics, it's all about location, location, location-- could he have picked a worse spot? 1000 feet from a church, a school, a convent, a nursing home, a daycare, a Girl Scout convention, several au pairs pushing strollers in the park, and the local police station on a slow crime day... in real estate terms, it's like the hypotenuse of the Bermuda Triangle.
Maybe he thought calling himself 'God' and standing next to a church counts as blending in?
Unrelated to your sharp, funny post, I received your comment in my email with relief. Blogger hasn't been emailing me the new comments lately. Yours was the first in some time.
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Apparently, even in the selling of narcotics, it's all about location, location, location-- could he have picked a worse spot? 1000 feet from a church, a school, a convent, a nursing home, a daycare, a Girl Scout convention, several au pairs pushing strollers in the park, and the local police station on a slow crime day... in real estate terms, it's like the hypotenuse of the Bermuda Triangle.
Maybe he thought calling himself 'God' and standing next to a church counts as blending in?
"hypotenuse of the Bermuda Triangle." Nice!
An excuse more powerful than the devil made me do it....
Unrelated to your sharp, funny post, I received your comment in my email with relief. Blogger hasn't been emailing me the new comments lately. Yours was the first in some time.
Proof that most churches, schools, and public housing don't want to be within 1,000 feet of God?
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