Saturday, June 07, 2008

From the "Weird things some Christians do" department...

Direct from the site:

You've Been Left Behind gives you one last opportunity to reach your lost family and friends for Christ. Imagine being in the presence of the Lord and hearing all of heaven rejoice over the salvation of your loved ones. It is our prayer that this site makes it happen.

Our purpose is to get one last message to the lost, at a time, when they might just be willing to hear it for the first and last time.

Services Overview
We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.

We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives.

We give you another 100mb. of unencrypted storage that can be sent to up to 50 email addresses, in Box #2. You can edit the documents and the addresses any time. Box #2 is for more generic documents to lost family & friends.


We all have family and friends who have failed to receive the Good News of the Gospel.

The unsaved will be 'left behind' on earth to go through the "tribulation period" after the "Rapture". You remember how, for a short time, after (9/11/01) people were open to spiritual things and answers. (We are still singing "God Bless America" at baseballs' seventh inning stretch.) Imagine how taken back they will be by the millions of missing Christians and devastation at the rapture. They will know it was true and that they have blown it. There will be a small window of time where they might be reached for the Kingdom of God. We have made it possible for you to send them a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time. You can also send information based on scripture as to what will happen next. Each fulfilled prophecy will cause your letter and plea to be remembered and a decision to be made.

"WHY" is one last chance to bring them to Christ and snatch them from the flames!


EegahInc said...

So, which selfless individual at their service volunteered to sin a lot so he could be "left behind" in order to press the SEND button six days after the rapture?

Allen's Brain said...

Hmm... Let's see... Wha?!
Why is my name listed there?

I gather it's an automated system.

For some reason, the access code is "666."

Brent Diggs said...

And what does this service cost? Does it come with a complementary prayer handkerchief?

Allen's Brain said...

According to the site, $40 per year.

Um, no prayer handkerchiefs, but I think you can get a Kleenex that Tim LaHaye blew his nose on.