Monday, August 18, 2008

Alas And Alack And Allen!

I'm going to have limited computer access this week, so blog posts may be far and few between.

Here, then, is my less-than-uplifting post:

Allen's Brain finishes the classic axiom, "I like my coffee like I like my women..."

-In my favorite mug!

-Freshly ground, brewed, and poured!

-Shade-grown and fair trade?

-Hand picked by Juan Valdez

-On ice. (A little tasteless necrophilia joke for y'all.)


-With a cheese danish!


EegahInc said...

Alright, I'm risking a trip to the confessional, but here we go anyway...

-easy to pick up at any corner gas station.

-good to the last drop.

-and, of course, to be the first thing I have in the morning!

The Ironic Catholic said...

Hmmm. No wonder I like diet coke instead.

Allen's Brain said...

So, IC, do you like your diet coke like you like your men?
Yours alone, not shared with another?
Sweet and fizzy?
Low in calories?
In a plastic bottle?

And IC tips the brain jar off the edge of the counter top...