I'm going to have limited computer access this week, so blog posts may be far and few between.
Here, then, is my less-than-uplifting post:
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Allen's Brain finishes the classic axiom, "I like my coffee like I like my women..."
-In my favorite mug!
-Freshly ground, brewed, and poured!
-Shade-grown and fair trade?
-Hand picked by Juan Valdez
-On ice. (A little tasteless necrophilia joke for y'all.)
-Turkish?
-With a cheese danish!
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Alright, I'm risking a trip to the confessional, but here we go anyway...
-easy to pick up at any corner gas station.
-good to the last drop.
-and, of course, to be the first thing I have in the morning!
Hmmm. No wonder I like diet coke instead.
So, IC, do you like your diet coke like you like your men?
Yours alone, not shared with another?
Sweet and fizzy?
Low in calories?
In a plastic bottle?
And IC tips the brain jar off the edge of the counter top...
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