Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Allen's Brain demands a recount

Okay, so that Obama guy won--which means that Biden will be doing what I should have been doing.

How badly did we lose?

Okay... What did we win?

One? As in one state? We carried an entire state? Oregon, maybe?

Oh. Um... One electoral vote? Not bad for complete unknowns with zero budget! Where was that? Iowa, perhaps?

One vote?! We got one lousy vote?!

Max voted for WHO?

Yes. Thank you. He voted for "whom"? (Note to self: Mutant English teachers a complete success--that should never be duplicated!)

Well, he does know how to pick a winner--even if he can't pick his nose. After all, he picked me!

Oh. Right.

So... just one vote, huh?

I demand a recount!


The Ironic Catholic said...

I'm very sorry. You know, it was just a hard year for eighth party candidates.

EegahInc said...

I too would like to express my regrets for the lack of brains we will see in the new regime.

Max the drunken severed head said...

I want to dispel the rumors that you were a drag on the the ticket.

Why, I've never seen you in a woman's dress!