Monday, December 15, 2008

Recent photo hints that preacher may be a fraud!

"My friends, you must be wary. How do you know for sure that the
person talking to you now is not just an impostor wearing a mask?"
Attention, Citizens of Earth! Neptune's invasion will begin in just one hour!
You will all be destroyed, or--if you're lucky--enslaved!

Due to recent deficiencies, we present the preacher's replacement--
his third cousin (and blues singer), Blind Java Hickerson!
Please help him find his braille notes.

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