Virtue Vineyards

We have Scripture printed on t-shirts, bumper stickers, neckties, toys, and even candy wrappers (like the Testa-mints) but haven't you ever wished that it would go where it was REALLY needed?

We at Virtue Vineyards--the very first Christian Witness Winemakers--have heard your cry! We produce wines and spirits inspired by the Bible, with the sacred text printed right on the label!

Here are just a few of what Virtue Vineyards has to offer:

Sunday Go-To-Meetin' Cabernet - Incur the Lord's wrath with this fine vintage, inspired by Leviticus 10:9

Viper's Sting - Renowned for its lovely red color, this sparkling wine goes down smooth, but watch out for those hangovers! With its low price and the warning of Prov 20:1 & Prov 23:29-35 on the label, it may be just the thing for the burgeoning alcoholic in your life!

Cana Wedding Wine - You'll never run out of this celebratory wine, packaged in generously-portioned 20 gallon stone jars! And the price is nothing short of miraculous! Messiah-approved! (Jn 2:6-10)

Timothy's Olde Fashioned Medicinal Tonic - A little wine for your stomach. (1 Tim 5:23)

Naked Noah - It's almost shameful how good this wine is! Goes great with Ham! (Gen 9:20-24)

Lot's Daughters - a deceptively passionate wine. Be careful! It goes right to your head! Virtue Vineyards not responsible for unexpected pregnancies resulting from drinking Lot's Daughters. (Gen 19:30-36)

King B’s Floating Fingers Firkin - Made from the grapes of divine wrath! Label can't be read by Persian astrologers. (Dan 5:1-8)

Herod's Folly - Lose your head, or someone else's! (Mk 6:21-28*)

Ruth's Proposal - Take yer shoes off! A simple wine that's perfect for celebrating the end of the harvest, but sophisticated enough that you can comfortably pop the cork and then pop the question! (Ruth 3:7-11)

Non-wine selections:

Sword of the Spirits: Thy Word! This pure grain alcohol is sure to add to the pleasure and enlightenment of your Bible study! Eph 6:17 & Heb 4:12 are printed on the small label of this hip flask-sized bottle.

Poor Schlub Ale - Our only ale so far. A low, low price and a 12% alcohol content is perfect for the downsized, downtrodden, and the down-and-out, to help them forget their misery! (Prov 31:4-7)

Nazirite's Vow - Our non-alcoholic, apple-based vino, for the tea-totallers, AA members, and any Nazirites you may meet at your party. (Num. 6:2-3)

Daniel's Wine - We've branched out into bottled water! (Dan 1:5-20)

Witness Wines from Virtue Vineyards: Buy them wherever New Wines and Holy Spirits are sold!
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*Okay, so there's no wine actually mentioned here, but come on! You're telling me no alcohol was involved in this debacle?