Friday, April 24, 2009

Deer Suicide Hotline

Are you a depressed ungulate*?
Do you feel hopeless? Does life seem like it's not worth living?
Did you receive a "Deer John" letter, and are thinking about ending it all?
Are you entertaining thoughts of suicide, running out into traffic some late, foggy night?
You are not alone. There is hope.
Don't end your life on someone's bumper or windshield**!
Call the Deer Suicide Hotline: 1-800-4OH-DEER.
Operators (in orange vests and caps) are standing by. Please call today!
*ungulate - hoofed mammal
**End it on someone's plate, instead

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