Wednesday, June 17, 2009

And on top of everything else...

My coffee maker has started making toast!

The atomic lizard men got me a new coffee pot with a timer on it recently. It ran fine for a few days, but now it has stopped making coffee. Instead, as I previously stated, it has begun making toast!

Imagine: waking up in the morning to a steaming hot fresh cup of . . . toast! Nothing gets you going like the aroma of fresh-brewed . . . toast! The best part of waking up is . . . crisp, whole-grain wheat toast in your cup!

"Would you like some cream? Sugar?"
"No thanks. I'll just have some butter."

What a crumby way to start your day!

What I want to know is, where is the bread coming from? And how do I change the settings to, say, pumpernickel or bavarian rye?

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