Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Belongs on a coffee mug

Camp is over, finally! Yay!

Came across this gem in my studies the other day:

"If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse." Proverbs 27:14

GOOD MORNING, NEIGHBOR! SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
[grumble-mumble, dirty so-and-so, dag-rat-it]

Of course, we all know this is true. Obnoxious morning people should be shot. If you're going to be that chipper, you should be shoved into a (wood) chipper. (And I say that as a morning person.) I just thought it was funny that you'd find that in the Bible.

It could go on a coffee mug. Something like "Ssssh! God says so! Proverbs 27:14"

3 comments:

PaperSmyth said...

Hum. "Let every man heed what he hears." Amen.

CMinor said...

One of my favorite Biblical quotes of all time!

Whimsy said...

A big "Amen" from Ned Flanders!