Monday, March 08, 2010

"Nudge-nudge; wink-wnk. Say no more."

People often follow up outrageous euphemisms with the tag, "If you know what I mean."

Examples:

"Aaarrrr! I've buckled my share of swashes, if ya know what I mean. Har-har-har!"
"If I were in charge, I'd really lay down the law, if you know what I mean."
"I'm more of a tactile learner, if you know what I mean."

Are these things--whatever they're hinting at--only true if I "know what you mean"?
If I don't know what you mean, then do you not really mean it?

"I'm sorry. I have no idea what you're talking about."
"No? Okay. I guess I haven't buckled that many swashes, then."

2 comments:

PaperSmyth said...

Are these things--whatever they're hinting at--only true if I "know what you mean"?
If I don't know what you mean, then do you not really mean it?


I almost never know that those people mean. So, I'm with you on this... I think. :-}

Allen's Brain said...

P.S., Thanks for "reading and commenting," if you know what I mean.

And if you know what I mean, would you please explain it to me?