One more day is all we've got, folks, assuming Harold Camping is correct. And why shouldn't we believe him? I mean, he successfully predicted the end 3 times back in 1994! Yeah, I didn't know that, either. Thanks, Wikipedia!
Please, don't be fooled again! Send today for the Parousia Secret Decoder Ring and begin to uncover all the secret messages hidden in God's Word! No longer will you be left wondering "Is God trying to tell me something?" You'll know! Just turn your Secret Decoder Ring Squadron-approved Hebrew text of the Bible upside-down, and begin to decipher the secret codes along with Capt N and the PSDR Squadron!
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Today's secret code is
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