Actually, there may be something to that flippant thought. Each of the days of Creation begins in the darkness of evening and ends in the morning! Maybe God is more of a night owl.
Of course, if you are among the scant few cognscenti who believe that the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil was a coffee bean bush, then you certainly must believe this. God wanted them to stay away from it, because he didn't want them alert and chipper first thing in the morning, when he was still groggy.
Did I mention that the tower of Babel was probably a giant coffee grinder? Well, it wasn't, but it'd make an interesting story, if you could--ahem--stay awake through it.
All of that fluff just to present the latest item in the ICFAB! shop? What a waste!
Here it is. An 11 oz mug with one of my favorite texts from Proverbs printed on it.