Mmmm... Barry knows what you neeeeed!

Thanks to the sinus drainage and raw throat that seem to come with this time of year, I have this lovely gravelly bass voice going to waste. So, I'm farming myself out as a Barry White impersonator. I'm thinking of calling myself "Very White," since I am.
Anybody need a voice mail/ answering machine message/ advertising voice-over performed by Barry White? Gimme a call. Oh Baby... Just pick up the phone and tell Barry what you need!
And hurry--I don't know how long this will last!
Of course, if it does persist 'til Sunday, it could make the service very interesting!

For the record, I do not own this or any other Barry White album!