Friday, April 06, 2007

Spoiler Alert!

It's tempting for some of us this time of year to race ahead with the penguin to the empty tomb and fail to pause at all at the cross and the occupied tomb.
Incidentally, have any of you seen the new "Collector's Edition" of Mel Gibson's "The Passion of The Christ"? In an alternate ending, Jesus rises from the tomb and dukes it out with Judas and Pontius Pilate in the Thunderdome. Three Men Enter! One Man Leaves!
Then, he looks at the camera and says "All authority in Heaven and on Earth has been given to me! Easter Bunny! I'm coming for you next!" And the screen splashes these words across the screen:
Coming soon to a theater near you...
Passion 2: The Righteous Revenge!
The third day was only the beginning!

2 comments:

Diesel said...

I hear in the 3rd movie, they introduce His dad, played by Sean Connery.

Allen, come play in my caption contest!

St Jude said...

Diesel, you are such a 'tart' dear.

Isn't Mel wonderful... :0{ not.