Fellow body-free, monster-fan blogger, Max, The Drunken Severed Head has thrown his--um--himself into the ring, running for President of the United States of America. And because we bodiless wonders have to look out for one another, I've tossed some slogans his way. As you might expect, they're not quite, um, traditional.
You can read them here.
And be sure to vote for Max in November!
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I think I may choose YOU to be my running mate. Anything embarrassing in your past I should know about?
Um, not since I gave up my body.
There is my somewhat unpopular stance on stem cell research and genetic engineering, of course. How do our constituents feel about my atomic super-race of Lizard Men?
Additionally, I'm not only in favor of global warming, I'm causing it--to better help my asparagus men to grow.
If that's too much for the voters, may I suggest the pickled head of Peter Lorre?
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