Thursday, January 29, 2009

Got Spiritual Debt?

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*pronounced "Speared Cows"

2 comments:

Tim R. said...

This is Hilarious! If you don't mind I'll probably use this is a sermon sometime!

Allen's Brain said...

Sure! Feel free to use anything here you find helpful.