Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Government now forecasting mortality

I know I'm getting older, but this is a bit ridiculous.

I got my new driver's license yesterday. It lists all the pertinent information, like my name, date of birth, and license number. Imagine my distress, though, when I looked at my new permit and read this:

DOB: 04-01-74
Expires: 04-01-13

I guess I'm not long for this world, folks.

I wish all my readers a Very Happy Allen's Brain's Birthday!


Shawn said...

It's amazing what they can do with technology now. At least you have until 2013. I'm done for in 2011. :(

PaperSmyth said...

Happy Birthday from your "Fiends" here at the paper burning factory.