Tuesday, September 01, 2009

My secret superhero identity

It's time to reveal something to all of you, my readers.

I am a superhero.

Yup. Secret identity and everything.

If you can keep it to yourself, I will tell you who I am. Swear to secrecy? Okay.

By day, I am an arrogant, genius-level, shockingly-blue mad scientist's brain in a jar, but when the work day is over, I become...


Wherever there is trouble (that I'm not causing,) I will not notice it! When disaster strikes, I'll be in a comfy chair, absorbed in a good book! When the world needs a hero, they can call on me--and my voice mail will get the message! And I rarely check my voicemail, for I am Captain Oblivious!

Hear my mighty battle cry: "What? When did this happen?"

Now that you know, please don't tell anybody. If my parents ever find out, they might not let me use their basement as my secret headquarters.

Spent much of last week helping my parents move.
Hope to do some decent blogging soon.

1 comment:

PaperSmyth said...

"I'll be in a comfy chair"

Put him in the comfy chair.

Mwah, ha, ha, ha, ha...