Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Ring! Ring!

"Hello," she said, "This is your conscience calling."

"Really?" he replied, incredulous. "So my conscience has learned to use the phone, now?"

a non-existent novel by Allen Hickerson


The Ironic Catholic said...

Convenient. I'll set my conscience on vibrate!

PaperSmyth said...

The conscience is a woman?!? LOLZ! No wonder so many men have trouble hearing theirs.

Only kidding.

Shark Bait said...

The post was good.

The comments were better!


Allen's Brain said...

I seem to have this conversation all the time. Maybe I'll take IC's advice, or at least do a better job screening my calls.
Glad to see you back, IC. And you front.

PS, Owie!

Could not agree more, SB!
I know, because I tried.

PaperSmyth said...


Not thou, O Brainy one.

My conscience is male. Obviously, I was having an attack of snarkolepsy on the 28th. (I was snarky and only partly awake when he called.) Sorry.