"Hello," she said, "This is your conscience calling."
"Really?" he replied, incredulous. "So my conscience has learned to use the phone, now?"
a non-existent novel by Allen Hickerson
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5 comments:
Convenient. I'll set my conscience on vibrate!
The conscience is a woman?!? LOLZ! No wonder so many men have trouble hearing theirs.
Only kidding.
The post was good.
The comments were better!
:-)
I seem to have this conversation all the time. Maybe I'll take IC's advice, or at least do a better job screening my calls.
Glad to see you back, IC. And you front.
PS, Owie!
Could not agree more, SB!
I know, because I tried.
"Owie"
Not thou, O Brainy one.
My conscience is male. Obviously, I was having an attack of snarkolepsy on the 28th. (I was snarky and only partly awake when he called.) Sorry.
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