What Will YOU Be Burning This September 11th?

A. A big stack of Qur’ans, of course! Islam is of the devil!

B. The Book of Mormon, Bhagavad Gita, Satanic Bible, “O” Magazine or other heathen religious text. False religion is of the devil!

C. Twilight & Harry Potter books. Vampires, werewolves and magic are of the devil!

D. DVD’s of “Big Bang Theory.” (“Big Bang” refers to evolution, which is of the devil!)

E. The Buddy Christ bobble head. Religious satire is of the devil!

F. The Gospel of Melvin. See E.

G. Anything bearing the name and/or image of Elmo, Barney, or Justin Bieber. Do you really need a reason for that?

H. The midnight oil

I. American flag

J. Terry Jones

K. Other. Please comment.

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