The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles first appeared in a comic book in 1987. If they were 15 or 16 then, they'd be in their mid-40s today! Which would make them...
Mid-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Imagine, the Heroes in a Half-Shell battling cholesterol, high blood pressure and middle-age spread!
Cowabunga, ya' young Whippersnapper!
Hey you kids! Get off my terrarium!
Today, they'd probably take up arms against those who wanted to take away their Medicare and retirement benefits.
And maybe, just maybe, combat violence on television.