Esther: I’ve replaced our regular coffee with Folger’s Crystals. Let’s see who notices.
King: Wow, that meal was really good, Honey. And your coffee is good, as always.
Esther: Well, actually, that’s not my regular coffee. It’s Folger’s Crystals!
Haman: This is instant? I’d never have known! Just like that pizza we ate!
King: You mean the one that wasn’t delivery; it was DiGiorno? And how about that margarine?
Haman: I STILL can’t believe it’s not butter!
(They all laugh)
King: I wonder if there’s anything else that isn’t what it seems to be!
Esther: Well, remember how I wanted to ask you for something?
King: Of course.
Esther: Well, I want you to save my life and the lives of my people–because, you see, I’m Jewish!
Haman: (spit take)
King: What? Who would want to kill you and your family?!
Esther: (pointing) That. Wicked. Haman.
Haman: (another spit take)
King: You know, Haman. You’re always saying we should hang out more. I think YOU SHOULD!
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