Kit-Kat Commercial Parody, Purim 2012

Haman sings to the tune of “Gimme a Break (Kit-Kat Bar)”

Everyone bow!
Everyone bow!
(‘Cause) I have been promoted in the
King-dom now!

I am Haman!
I am Haman!
I have been promoted over
Eve-ry-one!

So...
Everyone bow!
Everyone bow!
(‘Cause) I have been promoted in the
King-dom now!

Haman: Oh, Mordecai.
Mordecai: What is it, Haman?
Haman: Did you hear about my promotion?
Mordecai: Of course.
Haman: Well?
Mordecai: What do you want? A Kit-Kat Bar?
Haman: No! You’re supposed to bow in my presence!
Mordecai: Forget it, Haman.

Mordecai sings:
I am a Jew.

Haman: Gesundheit!
Mordecai: No. I’m “a Jew.” I’m Jewish.
Haman: Oh, okay.

Mordecai sings:
I am a Jew.
(I) won’t bow to you.
(I’ll) bow to God and to the king (but)
Not to you!

Gimme a break,
You big ol’ fake!
Thinking I will bow is a
Big mi-stake!
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