Thursday, March 08, 2012

Political Ad #2, Purim 2012

Some people just don’t get it!

Persia is a great nation. We have a king, laws, and customs. It’s what makes us the great nation that we are!

But the Jews don’t seem to understand that! They’re scattered throughout our great united provinces, trying to blend in, yet still be separate! They want us to think they’re Persians, but they have their OWN customs and laws. They’re willing to benefit from our nation’s prosperity, but they won’t obey the king’s decrees.

Hello, I’m Haman, and I approved this message. If Jews like Mordecai won’t obey Xerxes’ decree to bow down to me, what OTHER laws might they disregard? This 13th of Adar, show the Jews that you mean business–by killing them all and taking their stuff!

This ad paid for by Haman and the Committee to Annihilate the Jews.


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