Your Persian weather report starts now!
Let's take a look at our weather map. As you can see, Achashverosh has been reigning for 3 years, over all 127 provinces, but keep those umbrellas handy, people! There's no end in sight for this reign.
What's more, in the Shushan capital complex, "he's reigning, he's pouring"--drinks, that is! As if everything else wasn't soggy enough, the palace region will be totally sloshed, as it's open bar all week for our politicians!
However, our doppler radar--whatever that is--shows that the most boos will be for Haman.
We'll be back with more news, right after this...