Friday, March 28, 2014

The Allen’s Brain Personography Quiz


Because I tend to find most question list memes a bit dull and unchallenging, here is a quiz for the weirdly creative and the creatively weird. As they say at the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation: Share and Enjoy!
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The Allen’s Brain Personography Quiz

1. You’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name. Finally, in a fit of boredom, you name the horse. What do you call your steed?

2. Dr Jarnikov, diabolical genius, is going to perform the classic brain swap experiment on you. Who/what is the other subject?

3. The Great Old Furry Tortoise of Wisdom grants you the answer to one question. What do you ask?

4. Build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door. Build a better mouse, and...

5. There are eight entrees on the menu. How does the hydra make up its minds which to order?

6. It’s the end of the world, and you have the last pudding cup. What do you do with it?

7. Sometimes you just have to get away from the angry, pitchfork-wielding mobs. Bamboo hut in the jungle, laboratory hidden in a volcano, observatory on the ocean floor, or apartment in the sub-basement beneath the Asian food market?

8. You’ve just strolled into an ice cream parlor in the Twilight Zone. What’s the ironic problem with their frozen treats?

9. You are the comic book superpower fairy. What amazing ability do you give your enemy?

10. A box arrives at your door with a note, reading “Do not open!” What do you do?

5 comments:

Allen's Brain said...

If you liked this nonsense, you may also enjoy this one. http://allens-brain.blogspot.com/2011/06/sample-interview-questions-for.html

Bethy said...

I got so tired of the standard, "What color is the toothbrush of your third grade teacher's son, Bucky?" so I thank you whole heartedly. It's tough to get this kind of Q& A into a comments box, so I happily answered on my blog.
http://bethydoll83.blogspot.com/2014/04/horses-named-dude-and-democratic-hydras.html
(I promise, no spam, with eggs, ham and sausage, or otherwise!)

Allen's Brain said...

Bethy, Thanks for participating. You plainly a little bit weird -- I like that!
Congratulations, you are NOT Allen's Brain!

Allen's Brain said...

Bethy, Thanks for participating. You plainly a little bit weird -- I like that!
Congratulations, you are NOT Allen's Brain!

Bethy said...

You're right. = ) I like to say, "I am fearfully, weirdly, and wonderfully made". = ) And so are you and Zee Brain of Allen!