Friday, November 30, 2007

Spiritual Gifts For The 21st Century!

-Gift of writing passionate, yet nearly-meaningless praise choruses
-Gift of blogging
-Gift of nursery volunteerism
-Gift of martyrdom
-Gift of marriage, but only if you believe in the gift of singleness
-Gift of Church bulletin/newsletter proofreading
-Gift of good parking spot location
-Gift of discernment of internet rumors
-Gift of sermon/homily outline point alliteration
-Gift of Church greetership
-Gift of inscrutability
-Gift of trend spotting
-Gift of obfuscation for the purpose of making the simple and mundane seem profound. (usually practiced in seminaries)

Feel free to add your own in the comments section!


HMSnow said...

Gift of nursery volunteerism/Gift of martyrdom: in my world, they are the same thing.

Allen said...

H M Snow, you have been covicted of heresy! You must perform 3 months voluntary service in...
the nursery!

The Ironic Catholic said...

The Gift of surviving extended political campaigns ads, integrity intact.

The Gift of Grammar (doing lots of grading this month).