-Gift of writing passionate, yet nearly-meaningless praise choruses
-Gift of blogging
-Gift of nursery volunteerism
-Gift of martyrdom
-Gift of marriage, but only if you believe in the gift of singleness
-Gift of Church bulletin/newsletter proofreading
-Gift of good parking spot location
-Gift of discernment of internet rumors
-Gift of sermon/homily outline point alliteration
-Gift of Church greetership
-Gift of inscrutability
-Gift of trend spotting
-Gift of obfuscation for the purpose of making the simple and mundane seem profound. (usually practiced in seminaries)
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3 comments:
Gift of nursery volunteerism/Gift of martyrdom: in my world, they are the same thing.
H M Snow, you have been covicted of heresy! You must perform 3 months voluntary service in...
the nursery!
The Gift of surviving extended political campaigns ads, integrity intact.
The Gift of Grammar (doing lots of grading this month).
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