Whatever shall I do?

With no camp to go to this week or prepare for, I must choose some alternative activities. Perhaps I'll . . .

-Alphabetize my necktie collection. (when you're but a brain in a jar, it's not like you wear them or anything.)

-Announce my Olympic Games winner picks with semaphore.

-Try to set the world record for consecutive hours playing the Quiet Game.

-Assemble a makeshift shelter entirely of used sweetener packets.

-Take up performance art. First piece: My tax dollars playing in a sprinkler.

-Recruit more ninja-trained raccoons.

-Kill a few hours in the library by picking out a book, bringing it to the desk, and asking the librarian "How much for this one?" "No, that's too expensive. I'll get a different one." Repeat til the librarian throws me out. Go to another library . . .

-Call up every toy company I can think of and pitch them my idea for the "Little Undertaker" dress up and play set.

-Clean out my neighbor's refrigerator.

-Make more to-do lists.
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What do you think I should do?