There is some very big news coming to the Brain Lab! In case you still care, I'll give you some hints.
Here is what the "big news" is not:
-I'm getting married!
-IT CAME FROM ALLEN'S BRAIN! is about to become the premiere site for spork collectors the world over.
-I'm finally hanging it all up and ending the blog because I'm going to prison.
-Regular guest posts by Nancy Pelosi coming soon!
-The release of the first CD by my klezmer/ska/fusion band, "Gnawed To Death By Weasels."
-I'm finally on some medication that straightens me out. (y'all should be so lucky!)
-I may have just won ten million dollars!
-Expose: "The Muffin Man Revealed!"
-Sculptures of Allen's Brain made from chewing gum will be on sale here starting next week!
-I am the new American Idol! (that ought to boost Gnawed To Death By Weasels' CD sales)
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3 comments:
Quit torturing us, man!
Are you getting the operation or not? Oh, have I said too much?
Will Gnawed to Death by Weasels be touring through Iowa?! Please, oh, please, oh, please...
Verification: swadxps - The name of GTDBW's first album, and what an apt name it was.
Gnawed to Death by Weasels-- is that anything like Weasel Stomping Day by Weird Al? (Just so we're clear-- it's my younger brother's fault that I know anything about that appalling song. Honest.)
Ms Snow,
I'm unfamiliar with that particular Al song.
And--please--"To" and "By" are capitalized in the name of the band. The guys are kinda sensitive about that. Look for our new single on itunes, "Oy Vey! (It's a Meshuggah Day.)"
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