Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Swine Flu Originated in the Gadarenes, Scholars Say

"Swine Flu": Isn't that the past tense of "When pigs fly"?
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A recent church sign at Cornland CC was my sermon title a few weeks ago, when I talked about Jesus' post-resurrection appearance to the two travellers on the road to Emmaus (Luke 24:13ff.) The idea came from their statement in vs 32: "Were not our hearts burning within us while he talked with us on the road and opened the Scriptures to us?" The sign read:

HOLY
HEARTBURN
BATMAN!

Is it my fault that it was also the day of our church potluck?

3 comments:

The Ironic Catholic said...

Please tell me you submitted that sign to Crummy Church Signs....

PaperSmyth said...

"Please tell me you submitted that sign to Crummy Church Signs...."

I second that emotion.

Allen's Brain said...

Very well. "I submitted that sign to Crummy Church Signs."
I haven't actually, but I may.