Fixed the 2011 Purim shpiel to make it easier to navigate. Hope it helps in the future.
Just noticed on my calendar for March 20th, "Vernal Equinox."
Oh! I always wondered when his birthday was! Never known a Vernal Equinox. Knew a Vernal Johnson, but that's not the same guy, I'm sure.
And what is an "equinox," anyway? I know what an "ox" is. It's kinda like a cow on steroids. And I know that "equine" means "horses." So... is an "equinox" some sort of genetic experiment, then? A horsey-cow? A cow-ey horse?
And then to be named "Vernal" on top of that! How humiliating!